The Morning That Gossip Built, The Afternoon That Porn Made

I have a new job. Which instead of whoring by night and making whoring more respectable by day, as I did at St. James Infirmary, now I write about sex & money all morning for Valleywag and go back to bed in the afternoon if I need to get the sweet stink of gossip off of me with a healthy wank. (Today it was “Perfect Teen Double Team.) This is why I’m writing from bed. The best things begin here.